blowjobs after marriage

n. Synonym for Bigfoot.

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

blowjobs after marriage

Do not exist.

Don't marry her, dude. There are no blowjobs after marriage.

by dhfhds June 7, 2011