A small spat of diahreah is literally blown out of the anus, masqueraded as mere gas. Not until the actual exit from the anus, does the unfortunate mud blower realize that what they believed to be simple gas, turned out to be a forceful eruption of diarreah. To blow mud; blowing mud; blew mud;
I had to leave work early because I thought I was in the clear to bust a real loud ass fart, I was going to let one rip, but it turned out that I blew mud all over my underwear instead. I have to escape quickly before the smell is detected by a colleague. (Blow Mud)
To defecate a somewhat loose watery stool with a gale force fart behind it so as to cake the excrement like a mud pie against the porcelain toilet bowl.
Please excuse me for a moment from this delectablechocolate sundae desert that you made for me, but I have the need to use the ladies room in order that I might blow some mud.