This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!
I"ll have a BLORT Please, Toasted and with Mayo!
by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009
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A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.
A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!
by macdude72 October 29, 2008
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Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.
Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!
by blorthorc October 07, 2003
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Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
Damn, dude, I blorted in my shorts. I've gotta get back to the crib...
by Moondot October 16, 2006
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the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)
he blorted as she gave him a blow job
by Blorter January 19, 2009
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