Bloot

Blood toot. The act of farting with blood coming out.

I ate some Chipotle and afterwards I cut a bloot. Yes blood literally came out of my anus.

by jeremyo97 September 10, 2017

bloot

the act of exhuming diarrhea

toot : fart :: poot : poop :: bloot : diarrhea

Jerry: "Hey man, how was Taco Bell last night?"
Me: "It was great last night, but I almost blooted my pants!"

by TheOneAndOnlySandy December 30, 2022

Domo Bloot

A convenient solution to a problem unwillingly thrown at you when someone trauma dumps you.

Person 1: "I'm having problems with my life right now"
Person 2: "Domo Bloot, my friend"

by azzbarG June 7, 2023