Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.

Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodcock by Dedicated to Sir Warren August 16, 2012

Bloodcock 

The blood-covered penis after sexual intercourse. Can occur in either taking a woman's virginity, abnormally violent sex, or vaginal intercourse during the menstrual period.

Chris, if you play your cards right, maybe you'll be next to wear the bloodcock.

Bloodcock by Steve Q. K. December 9, 2008

Trump BooCocky 

Donald Trump’s tweets that end up as “Man Goo” in every human being’s face, eyes, nose mouth and ears. (All Five senses)

Can humanity avoid a “Trump BooCocky”?

Trump BooCocky by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019

bloodrocuted

When you are electrocuted and you or someone elses blood acts as the conductor. Considered by metalheads one of the most hardcore ways to die.

Jeff "I havent seen Jerry around in awhile, he was supposed to meet us at Dennies before all the waffle goths got here."

Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"

Jeff "HARDCORE"

bloodrocuted by Patty T August 24, 2007

Bloddock

When something is bloody bollocks; or complete nonsense.

When your friend is talking about how Chelsea are a good team: "That's just a load of bloddock isn't it." or: "You're a fucking bloddock mate."

Bloddock by KUCC February 25, 2019

bloodrocution 

Electrocution via blood as the conductor, resulting in death. First coined in episode 6 of Metalocalypse.

Nathan Explosion: "Great song title. BLOODROCUTION!"
(~Metalocalypse)

Bob: "I personally think bloodrocution should be the new method of executing the death sentence."
Jane: "With their own blood, I assume."
Bob: "Of course."
Jane: "You are a sick, sick man."

bloodrocution by Squishybrainsoup April 10, 2008

boococky party 

When a group of guys all cum on a girls face.

Jenny was invited to the boococky party, and showed up and didnt know that she was going to get a facial.

boococky party by Meek A Leak October 23, 2008