Blonde Jokes
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dumb blonde joke
A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.
black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
dumb blonde joke by Blondes are hot! July 23, 2004
Dumb blonde joke
Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Dumb blonde joke by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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