Block Button 

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!

luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button

Block Button by Ericzander February 23, 2011

black button 

Some of the best Moonshine made in New York.

Have you tried any of that Black Button, its awesome!

black button by oz455 May 19, 2014

The Black Mesa Button 

The Black Mesa Button is what Mr. Sentual uses to blend up a G-Man from Half-Life 2 (a parody on youtube about the ever popular Will it Blend series)

Also to be used in situations where something so bad is going to happen and you know it is but you don't give a flying fuck

ex. Gordon Freeman going into the teleporter and it doesn't work (big surprise there)

I think i'll use The Black Mesa Button

They want me to go to Mars in a rinky-dink space-ship and i probably won't come back but i'll just use The Black Mesa Button

The Black Mesa Button by The Oregon Regent May 28, 2009

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019