blizzard baby

babies born in november 2010 that were made during the huge snowstorms of february 2010.

Ann: I'm pregnant!
Sue: When are you due?
Ann: Sometime in November.
Sue: Oh... must be a blizzard baby!

Jim: Me & Ann had sex every night when we were snowed in.
Bob: Dude, you guys are gonna have a blizzard baby.

blizzard baby by shanut February 9, 2010

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

Baby Batter Blizzard by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

Baby hill blizzard 

While on a ski lift jerk your shit and unleash your load on to unlucky children below

Johnny and I had a baby hill blizzard

Baby hill blizzard by Johnny sisn December 29, 2020

baby batter blizzard

when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some whore, probably tylers mom

"i just gave Tyler's whore ass mom a baby batter blizzard"
"oh snap ! that bitch sits four!"

baby batter blizzard by anus greasley December 29, 2007

Baby hill blizzard 

When your on a ski lift and you jerk your shit and unleash your load on unlucky children below

Johnny and I did a baby hill blizzard yesterday

Baby hill blizzard by Johnny sisn December 29, 2020