Da Blinkers

Noun: When someone leaves a fat load underneath your pillow.

Sam: “Martín, did you find my present for you?”
Martín: “Da blinkers?!”
Sam: “Yeah man I busted one to your Mom!”

by Room107DaBois April 18, 2021

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017

Blinker scan

The act of trying to find two or more cars with the same blinker speeds at a stop light.

That Ford and that Chevy over there have their blinkers going at the same speed. I caught it on my blinker scan!

by Whipnwhap! December 12, 2009

holy blinker

Taking a stupidly fat long blinker on your pen and getting higher than angel dust

Dude my homie ripped a holy blinker.. now he can't see anymore

by pandas99872 September 12, 2023