squirrel's got a nose bleed 

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

squirrel's got a nose bleed by Baloolabel May 1, 2011

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed 

An X song, You dumb fuck

I plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed

You pussy
Stay down
You claim that you shootin', but hey
You know but you stickin' them rounds
Young nigga like Chucky, No cheese
Don't talk cause they comin', lil g
Yo mama was birthin', but she
She suckin' and fuckin' for free

i plugged my wrist so it's broken to bleed by Eggacion April 23, 2018

Bleed The Sky

Orange County metalcore band came out onto the scene in 2002. Considered to be part of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal Movement. Released two albums through Nuclear Blast Records, Paradigm in Entropy (2005), Murder The Dance (2008). Their latest release came out through Art Is War Records, This Way Lies Madness (2020).

Can’t wait to go see Bleed The Sky shred on tour!

Bleed The Sky by Hornsup2020 September 25, 2020

spit or bleed 

When you've got a real good pump going on, but the friction level starts to rise and you're faced with a difficult choice spit or bleed. Do you stop the fap to lube up or do you continue on and bleed. The choice is yours.

I was tuggin' er real hard last night and was bout to squirt when it got a little dry. So I had to decide whether to spit or bleed. I chose bleed. It hurt real bad, but I swear I hit the ceiling.

spit or bleed by Analyzer May 26, 2014

slip and bleed from the anus

the fun childhood game of Slip and Slide where you put a piece of yellow plastic on the front lawn, covered it with water, run and slide accross it. However, Slip and Bleed From the Anus is the same game, but dad forgot to check for rocks beofre he set it down.

"...this game would have been much more fun if dad had remembered to check for rocks before he set it down. Slip and Bleed From the Anus they should have called this game!"

slip and bleed from the anus by Taners April 22, 2006

shut up and bleed 

A term used by an irate or seriously demented individual about to perform or wishes to perform extensive bodily harm to another individual. Popularized by Sweettooth in the game Twisted Metal.

Calypso: Sweettooth, I have a proposition for you.
Sweettooth: Just SHUT UP AND BLEED bitch!!!!!!!!!!

shut up and bleed by Alex Q May 13, 2005

Spicy Blem 

A 'blem' (cigarette) with added 'spice' (weed).

Normally rolled in a short and with more tobacco than weed, to add just a little bit of 'spice'.

Person 1: I'm rolling a spicy blem, anyone want one?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Tobacco and weed

Person 2: Wow cool

Spicy Blem by urbanputa October 2, 2017