is an expression, used as an interjection, in reaction to the confusion and perplexity that arises when a person fails to realize or recognize that they are in fact, just on the Internet, and no argument or comment or blog post is going to change anything at all, or mean much of anything to anyone outside a limited blog audience. blawg! is enhanced as a reaction to undue and misplaced umbrage.
blogger: man, if Obama had only read through my recent posts, he would have done the right thing with the Lilly Ledbetter Legislation.
commentor: blawg!
commentor1: I totally showed your stupid ass who rules.
commentor2: winning on the Internet is unpossible! BLAWG!!1!eleventy!
commentor: blawg!
commentor1: I totally showed your stupid ass who rules.
commentor2: winning on the Internet is unpossible! BLAWG!!1!eleventy!
by mr.fundamental January 30, 2009
by Abloxa September 11, 2023
LawyerEthics.org includes a blawg.
by LawyerEthics May 21, 2004
A Blawg is a large penis of an African-American male. At times so large it may resemble a wooden log. Blawg, a black log. Men of other races are secretly jealous of the blawg and they wish they had one too.
Luqeesha was riding on top of Tyrone, she had his blawg deep inside her gaping hole. She screamed in ecstacy, "give it to me faster, make that blawg harder." She was satisfied after her ride on his thick stick blawg.
by HawgDawger March 19, 2011
A portmanteau of the "Blud" & "Dawg". It is used as an interjection to call someone out when they are being retarded, or when they fail to realize that they are meaningless specs of dust when faced with the grandieur of the universe. It is also often used to express profound homosexual attraction towards the individual being called out.
What is Blawg yapping about? Does 🅱️lawg not comprehend how he is a zigga, and holds no influence over any aspect of the universe? 🗣️💯 Does Blawg not realize that he will never truly understand anything no matter how hard he tries? That the scale and complexity of it all will forever be lost on him? Does Blawg know that despite it all, in the face of an uncaring, indifferent universe, man forges his own purpose, and finds meaning? Does Blawg not realize despite how small and frail we may be, that the very concept of meaning is meaningless without us? 🗿 Does Blawg realize that nothing is significant without us there to witness it? 🗿 Does Blawg take solace in the fact that everyone else is just as lost and confused as he is? Does Blawg marvel at the endless fractal nature of the universe, enthralled by its beauty and complexity? Does Blawg yearn for contact with other wanderers of this vast cosmos, so we may explore and ponder it all together? Does Blawg understand that they too are waking to appreciate its magnificence, struggling in the same way we are? Does Blawg believe that someday, looking past our squabbles and setbacks, we can be something more? Something greater than we can comprehend? Does Blawg appreciate the beauty of an endless universe, finally waking to experience itself? 🐟
by Wander. March 22, 2025
by disgustedJen December 31, 2023