shame-blame

Shame-Blame is when someone doesn't do what they should have done and should be ashamed but instead of taking responsibility they blame someone else.

Ex. I parked my car on the grass at the grocery store because I didn't want to walk to the end of the parking lot to find an open space. When I returned my car was towed. The grocery store should really do something to provide better parking so I'm not inconvenienced and now I have to deal with those tow truck people and it's going to ruin my night. Why don't they have better signage?
Used in a sentence, "John just shame-blamed the waiter for his failure to order correctly."

#shameblame

by AustinMatt September 13, 2016

Blame-Alogy

The religion of blaming your misfortune or misfortune in general on individuals named Al. All Al's are held in this religion in esteem of godhood and are not permitted to join as a member but are immediately elevated to god status and takes the blame for the misfortunes that happen.

My car just got a flat tire, I blame Al. I am now a member of the church of Blame-Alogy.

by wuzzi42 September 6, 2018

Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Blame Sergeants

When all else fails. Blame the Sergeants.

Phrase only makes sense when using the abbreviated form of Sergeants.

Marine 1: "What do you mean my pay is messed up and I am not going to be able to buy groceries or pay my bills? Whose fault is this?"

Marine 2: "I blame Sergeants"

by Best Wifey in the WORRRRLD May 7, 2011

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 7, 2003

blame it on the liquor

When a person does stupid things, later making excuses that it was the alcohol, that made him/her do so.

A: ''Dude, it wasn't me, i didn't pee on that car!''
B: '''Yeah, blame it on the liquor...''

by crrlll February 20, 2010

Blame Storming

Where an organisation gets toether to pick out a suitable excuse or scapegoat.

After a good blame storming session Doctor Martins shoe company decided to blame the job losses on the effects of 9/11.

by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003