shame-blame

Shame-Blame is when someone doesn't do what they should have done and should be ashamed but instead of taking responsibility they blame someone else.

Ex. I parked my car on the grass at the grocery store because I didn't want to walk to the end of the parking lot to find an open space. When I returned my car was towed. The grocery store should really do something to provide better parking so I'm not inconvenienced and now I have to deal with those tow truck people and it's going to ruin my night. Why don't they have better signage?
Used in a sentence, "John just shame-blamed the waiter for his failure to order correctly."

#shameblame

shame-blame by AustinMatt September 12, 2016

Shift the blame shift the shame 

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.

TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )

Shift the blame shift the shame by Dasken March 21, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016