bladies

blade ladies
a group of chicks that shred on rollerblades

Did you see the bladies skating at Blading Cup this weekend? They were killing it!

by Rolling Love October 11, 2012

Calling Blades

The act of choosing weapons when challenged in a street fight; challenger decides which weapon will be used and if challangee does not have said weapon, challangee is SOL.

Blades can be substituted with the following: belts, bottles, rings, purses, shoes, brass knuckles, paper, chairs, boxes, knives, etc.

C-Dub: I saw that ho Stephanie the other day and I thought about calling blades on her ass, so I did!

C: Was she packing?

C-Dub: Hell no! You know I cut that bitch! And what?

C: Cassie, you are crazy!

by The Shiznit! June 15, 2009

Jack of Blades

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.

Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!

by Juraga January 7, 2006

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

by psiscott April 27, 2006

blades raczynski

super hot sexy talented alpha male leader of the pack 😤😩✊

- wow this dude is amazing
- yeah, major blades raczynski kinnie vibes amiright

by twojastaraherbaciara June 3, 2021

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 13, 2004

beadies

herbal-type cigarettes that have no filkter or papers and are rolled in leaves and tied with a string. come in different flavors, are bought at Hemptations etc.

"dude, no weed? oh well, i brought some beadies"

by lauren August 30, 2003