When blacktop road is frozen & icy, but you can't see it especially at nite-very dangerous
The car spun out on the freeway on the black ice.
by Longing for real love April 22, 2005
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When you take a shit, freeze it and then smash it through someone's window
Victim: "Aww man, someone smashed my window... and someone shat on my carpet! What are the chances?"
Wise Elder: "Thats no coincidence my friend, you've been black iced"
by Sati December 14, 2009
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1: In cyberpunk terms, any type of malware. Viruses, trojans, spyware,etc.

2: In normal boring everyday terms, the ice that covers black pavement, typicallly almost impossible to spot during the night and easily slipped on.
Just switching to Mozilla helps you avoid a lot of black ice.

I busted my ass on the black ice outside of Ruby Tuesday's.
by e April 19, 2005
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if you're fobby, you better be careful how you say it. when spoken too quickly or with an accent it can sound like "black guys" could be particularly dangerous on the streets on Philadelphia. most likely.
holy crap, watch out for all the black ice on the street! translates to: holy crap, watch out for all the black guys on the street!
by orichh July 6, 2011
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n. or v. To freeze your shit and use it to pleasure a woman in her vagina. CAUTION: does cause infection!
n. "I want to black ice that 80 year old named lucky."

v. "Man am I feeling good after I black Iced Lucky."
by Justin Jeffrey Dailey February 26, 2005
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n. or v. To freeze your shit and use it to pleasure a woman in her vagina. CAUTION: does cause infection!
n. "I want to black ice that 80 year old named lucky."

v. "Man am I feeling good after I black Iced Lucky."
by Justin Jeffory Dailey February 24, 2005
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a clever title to AC/DC's latest album. its referring to the quote "when hell freezes over". if hell was to freeze over, that's what it would look like; black ice. Angus and Mal are known for using innuendos in their lyrics
(early 2008)

bro 1: hey did you hear? AC/DC's gona come out with a new album!

bro 2: AC/DC!? yeah right, that'll happen the day hell freezes over

there for AC/DC titles the album Black Ice because it was thought unlikely that they were going to make another one. clever
by acdcrocks1 June 17, 2010
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