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Black Balled 

The act of socially embarrassing someone. Originally popularized by taking a unpopular person, getting them drunk and painting their balls black.
That jerk, Jimmy was at the party last night where they got him drunk and black balled him.
Black Balled by /<razy /<anuck January 8, 2009

black balled 

When a person is threatend or blackmailed for certain reasons like

Loansharking
Personal Extortion Pissing them off
Guy # 1- My money, where is it...Now
Guy # 2- I think i am getting Black balled
Guy # 1- Oh, you are
black balled by JJCoolJ91 March 10, 2008

Black Balled 

To lose a game without scoring a single point. Often used in card games and sometimes reffered to as Black Nuts. Usually there may be a rule in place, that if u are "Black Balled" u cant play anymore for 3 to 7 days. Therefore labeling you as Banned!
You mad cuz he Black Balled u? Don't b mad. People get black nuts put on their head all the time.
Black Balled by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016

Black Balled 

Being either physically or socially screwed over by your girlfriends ex-boyfriend.
I cant go to this party tonight cause I was black balled.

If I wasnt black balled from that bar we could go.

Yeah all my friends are there, but he is there also so I guess I am black balled.

I have black balls because of my girlfriend not blue.

Black Balled 

Identical to the youtube event in which one is "Rick Rolled" with the exception that instead of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, one is subjected to the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Person-"Hey did you see the new Transformers trailer?"
Other Person-"Not yet"
P-"Dude its fucking sweet, gimme a second"
(video begins to play Friday)
P-" WTF!?!?!?!"
OP- "dude, you just got black balled"
Black Balled by MR. Anonomous May 19, 2011

black and blue balled 

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.
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