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things yourvampgirlfriend will give you,being incredibly tasty-looking,i have several on my chest,arms and neck.
*being released from the evil clutches of a "vamp"* ..."i do hope you cleaned your teeth!it's bad enough having bitemarks,without me getting rabies!"
bitemarks by _TwiTch_ May 3, 2005

Bitemarks and Bloodstains 

My or may we be this way forever?
Tell me lover what will become of the other
Bones, skin, nails and flesh
On a bed of lack of passion, a medieval consequence
They worry you with all the talk of how your not their kind
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now adjust it, you must trust me darling
Subsequentially it seems you deserve more than me
They bury you while wearing garments of funeral fire
Now i'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, and I will to, and I will
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy, this boy
But now I punch a wound and once again forgive my sin
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
This is forever
There is always one more fault
This is forever

Bitemarks and Bloodstains
Bitemarks and Bloodstains by Spatro February 25, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026