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Bitchathon

rob- u goin to da bitchathon tommorow

tone- hell yeah my nigg all the bitch made niggs gon be dere
Bitchathon by blamo April 22, 2008

Bitchathon

To bitch and rant about someone or something, marathon style.
A: Am I going to get an apology for last night?
B: Yeah, sorry, my bitchathon went too far.

C: God, I hate X. He's such a pretentious twat. And really arrogant and smug all the time, he just lords it over everyone.
D: I know what you mean, he rubs it in everyone's faces that he has three jobs and doesn't care that he's offending anyone in the process.
C: I swear he tried to use me for ideas for his work as well.....
Bitchathon by ecloud23 August 7, 2011

Urban Bitchtionary 

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

Bad Bitchaholic 

A man that is obsessed with high quality women, dime pieces if you will, and will only associate himself(or herself) with the baddest of bitches.
Guy 1: Tron's got it bad son!
Guy 2: What, herpes?
Guy 1: Nah man, all he does is sweat pretty hoes. He's a bad bitchaholic.
Bad Bitchaholic by Kizzythaboss October 24, 2009

Bitchaphobia 

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.
Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!
Bitchaphobia by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010

Bitchacho 

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!
Where my bitchachos at!?
Bitchacho by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009