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Poo Bitch 

The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.
I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.
Poo Bitch by Pierre Duegles September 28, 2018

Poo Bitch 

The name given to the followers of the original Poo Bitch, Mr. Darcy.
Wow man! that poof is a total Poo Bitch
Poo Bitch by scubadupty September 6, 2010

Poo Poo Ass Bitch 

This is the biggest insult you can call someone. It is even worse than stealing their nose. It is the only insult worse than poo poo head
Person A: “Gotcha Nose!”

Person B: “Give it back you Poo Poo Ass Bitch!”

Person A: “Hey man that really hurt my feelings. I didn’t like how you called me a ‘poo poo ass bitch.’ It was very hurtful, and it really makes me question our friendship. Try not to use such a harsh insult next time. Are we still friends?”

Person B: “Yea, man. I’m sorry that I said that. I take it back. Please don’t tell my mom.”

Person A: “Nah I won’t tell either of our moms. We’re cool. Here’s your nose back.”

Person B : “Thanks man. Will you put it back on my faces.”

Person A: “Of course.”

Person B: “IT’S NOT WORKING!!”

Person A: “One sec lemme fix it.”

Person B: “Thanks, bro. I can smell again.”

Person A: “Anytime, bro.”

*The two bros hug it out*

Bitch Poof 

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.
The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.
Bitch Poof by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

Bitch Pool 

The process of not calling one's shots in a game of pool. The phrase was originally used in a game of pool by Edinboro University of Pennsylvania's very own Jeremy "Boss" Rickert.
Jeremey: Call your shots! This ain't bitch pool!
Bitch Pool by Conandomega February 6, 2010

Bitch Poodle

When one tries to be the top during sex but ends up the bottom bitch instead
Look at that guy flirting with her. He's gonna be her Bitch Poodle when she's through with him
Bitch Poodle by Akuma Demon September 21, 2016