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The heaviest element to have a stable isotope, although smart-arses will tell you that it actually does have a half-life of 1,9 x 10^19 years, or several hundred million times longer than the age of the universe.
Teacher: Bismuth is the heaviest element with a stable...
Student: Actually, it has a half-life of 1.9 x 10^19 ...
Teacher: Shut the fuck up!
Bismuth by 15postmalone April 23, 2021
The gayest element. The symbol is Bi and it has a shiny rainbow appearance.
"What's your favourite element?"
"Bismuth obviously"
Bismuth by ProGamerMove September 28, 2019
Cool, gangster, or anything worth noting.
Dude this food is the bismuth.
Bismuth by anonymous November 18, 2020
Bismuth is the WORST friken gem in steven universe. she ruined everything. I hate her. She is annoying. she SHATTERED lapis and peridots screen time. like bismuth is not important. Can someone pls shatter her.
Me: “ugh i hate bismuth sm”
friend: “omg me too!!”
me: “yesss she sucks oml”
Bismuth by Taylor Lapidot June 24, 2020

Bismuth Technetium Hydride 

Bismuth Technetium Hydride (BiTcH) is a chemical compound that is common in most high schools and universities! It is rather toxic to your mental health and is known to defeat your self-esteem
John: What is wrong with Bill, he's gotten depressed?
George: He has a case of Bismuth Technetium Hydride poisoning!

bismuth looking ass 

the best insult in the book is good in the hood
person 1 i like fortnight

person 2 shut yo bismuth looking ass the fuck up bitch.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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