Welcome to Bishop O’ Connell. The Catholic school only in name, and in desperate need of renovation. After spending 15,000 on AC the school is still too hot, so much so that the spray tans of the hoes melt off during school. The cream of the crop are the socially superior lax bros, with their flow and weed addictions. They are the fuck boys of every grade and most of the girls love them even though most are athletically prude. The baseball guys are pretty chill but there is one asshole. At least 50% of O’Connell students have a nicotine addiction and they put down the other people that don’t just because they have some fucking self control. They juul, and most of the guys go with their friends to the bathroom which is not only suspicious as fuck, but gay as fuck. Since when did guys turn into girls, traveling in great hoards to the bathroom together. The girls at O’Connell can’t wait to role up their kilts in order to show as much leg and ass as they can, in order to give fuck boys and socially ostracized guys alike raging hard ons, as this is their only goal in life to prove that they are just like public school girls and can loose their virginity too. For the equivalent of paying a college tuition, the facilities are still shit. The athletics director and basketball coach (hmm) hoards all the money for his basketball team taking them to places like China and California. Meanwhile there are no lights on the field.
by Nishlec April 24, 2019