bishop Auckland

the town bishop that is usually referred to as 'bishop vegas', the chaviest place in England. you will find many children from ages 10+ drinking, smoking and doing drugs. they get this by going down south church n getting Ray or den in the shop getting bottles of cheap wine and cactus jack. most kids have shagged by 11 and probs pregnant by 15. children go down clay banks or king James river to drink and shagg behind bushes. the best thing on a Friday Saturday is the police chases down the Main Street jumping over fences and bushes to get away, starting fires and getting arrested at 10. getting kicked out of school for hitting the teachers or getting in fights with ya mates for fuck all. can't go with a decent lad without them wanting a sucky or to finger ye, without them texting other lasses behind ye back and saving their name as yours so you think its just you on their texts. getting messed about is the highlight of living in bishops, I LOVE IT!

lets go to bishop Auckland ,ect

bishop Auckland by downthetooooon June 2, 2018

Bishop Auckland

To call this place a shithole is an understatement, smackheads and chavs are around every corner looking for their giro they dropped a week ago. Most roadmen that live here are wannabe gangsters that go around in north face jackets and berghaus fleeces amen ballys thinking that they’re from south London.

“Hew mate ever heard of Bishop Auckland”
“Aye bish Vegas, heard it’s a right shithole”

Bishop Auckland by BigSolidMushFromBishVegas November 22, 2019

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Bishop Auckland

the scruffiest place in england. can be sometimes reffered to as 'bishvegas' by the local chavs

lets go to bishop auckland, etc

Bishop Auckland by hamikelitoris June 28, 2009

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Bishop Auckland

The most beautiful place in the world. Its known for it's tourist attractions like mcdonalds and asda. The people there are all very friendly and dress very smartly. it's also a very rich town and only rich people can live here. Bishop has one of the best schools ever called st johns.

Person 1- I live in bishop Auckland and I love it. Person 2- I want to live in bishop Auckland but I can't afford it

Bishop Auckland by Junky lassie October 21, 2012

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bishop ackland

Slags everywhere and up west they is a slag called siena lucia

Siena lucia is the biggest slag about in bishop ackland and west ackland

bishop ackland by anonymous May 8, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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