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bishop Auckland

the town bishop that is usually referred to as 'bishop vegas', the chaviest place in England. you will find many children from ages 10+ drinking, smoking and doing drugs. they get this by going down south church n getting Ray or den in the shop getting bottles of cheap wine and cactus jack. most kids have shagged by 11 and probs pregnant by 15. children go down clay banks or king James river to drink and shagg behind bushes. the best thing on a Friday Saturday is the police chases down the Main Street jumping over fences and bushes to get away, starting fires and getting arrested at 10. getting kicked out of school for hitting the teachers or getting in fights with ya mates for fuck all. can't go with a decent lad without them wanting a sucky or to finger ye, without them texting other lasses behind ye back and saving their name as yours so you think its just you on their texts. getting messed about is the highlight of living in bishops, I LOVE IT!
lets go to bishop Auckland ,ect

Bishop Auckland

To call this place a shithole is an understatement, smackheads and chavs are around every corner looking for their giro they dropped a week ago. Most roadmen that live here are wannabe gangsters that go around in north face jackets and berghaus fleeces amen ballys thinking that they’re from south London.
“Hew mate ever heard of Bishop Auckland
“Aye bish Vegas, heard it’s a right shithole

Bishop Auckland

the scruffiest place in england. can be sometimes reffered to as 'bishvegas' by the local chavs

Bishop Auckland

The most beautiful place in the world. Its known for it's tourist attractions like mcdonalds and asda. The people there are all very friendly and dress very smartly. it's also a very rich town and only rich people can live here. Bishop has one of the best schools ever called st johns.
Person 1- I live in bishop Auckland and I love it. Person 2- I want to live in bishop Auckland but I can't afford it
Bishop Auckland by Junky lassie October 21, 2012

bishop ackland 

Slags everywhere and up west they is a slag called siena lucia
Siena lucia is the biggest slag about in bishop ackland and west ackland
bishop ackland by anonymous May 8, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026