An unclassified miniscule organism that is native to South America. Key characteristics include, unnaturally large eyeballs, a thick coat of fur, and a lack of skeleton (globular-shaped organism).

Bishes ihhabit the inside of cacti and are not exposed to large amounts of sunlight, which accounts for their naturally large eyeballs. They have a thick fur coating year-round, which protect them from predators. Their body shape is not distinct as they lack a skeleton. Their method of movement can be described as being "slink-like", quite like the famous "Slinkies" of the 1990s.

Mother bishes are conisderably larger than their offspring and are very protective of their young. They exhibit maternal characteristics similar to mother chimpanzees. Mother bishes consume the inner walls of the cacti they inhabit and process the cacti material so it is suitable for safe consumption for their offspring.

Bishes are a newly discovered species and are undergoing much investigation in order to be properly classified. Some have been captured and have been successfully domesticated to serve as household pets.



"Hey! Look at that bish!"

"You ate all my food, you mother bish!"

"Wash your bishes!"
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Verb derived from 'getting extremely drunk courtesy of Bishopstone (aka 'Bish')
For example, "I got so bished on Friday".
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"Bish" is white-girl slang for "bitch" commonly used by ratchet white girls, skanks, and white trash.
Girl #1: OMG NASH GRIER IS SO HOT! AM I RIGHT BISH?

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When a friend is acting in an undesirable way (1) Avoiding other friends or skipping out on prior made plans (2) When a friend let's his girl/boy friend tell them if they can or can't go to a party or hang out with there friends.
(1) Hey Will Ferrell you still going down to the lake with us tonight? Na man I'm kinda tired I'm just gonna chill at the house. Don't be a bish dude, you said you were gonna go. (2) Hey man my girl said she wanted me to go to bed with her early so yall can't come over, sorry man. Nathan Fillion your such a little bish
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1. Politicly Correct term for "Bitch",
2. Ebonics term for "Bitch"
You Dumb Bish!
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A shortened version of Bishop
A man who can talk his way out of situations even if you're completely pissed at him...
A man who knows how to put others down and knows the boundaries as to where not to cross the line...
An excellent friend and someone who knows how to play harmless hilarious pranks...
"Damn the bish got me good, i have no comeback to that"

"Dude weren't you just pissed at the bish?"
"yeah well somehow he told me it wasn't his fault anymore"
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The Best Way of saying bitch!!!!! lol...
"Fook you Bish!!!" XD...
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