A Berwald is an extremely tall guy, usually with blond hair and glasses, who keeps a scary expression most of the time. Underneath his scariness, he is a real sweetheart and is very reliable. Berwalds have a tendency to claim people as their "wife" and will most likely stay with and protect that person with their lives.
Person 1: I met this scary guy at IKEA, but he was such a sweetie.
Birmadu is a lively, vivacious, flamboyant young man. He has a kind heart and is very good at making awkward situations even more awkward. He has great peripheral vision and he can always see things coming from a mile away. He is an insightful man and is always willing to help if the price is right...
I don't think that's a good idea, but I'm gonna Birmadu it.
The girl who has this surname is a crackhead. You can often find hear eating Cheetos out of a strange puddle on the locker room floor. She also has a crush on Draco Malfoy 🤫