birthday boob

Australian tradition where the birthday boy must see boobs on his birthday, or he will be haunted by bad luck for the next year.

Simon didn't get any birthday boob, so didn't get into college the following year.

birthday boob by greenacres9741893 July 6, 2015

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Birthday Boobies

The act of sending pictures of boobies, naked or clothed, to a birthday boy or girl.

This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.

Example 1:
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.

Well, I did get these from your sister...

Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!

Birthday Boobies!

Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.

Birthday Boobies by wijim November 12, 2011

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Happy Birthday Boobies

A phrase exclaimed when seeing a really nice rack. Quite the set of zoinkers. Very major melons. Some fat gahoogas.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Abigal Shapiro's milkers?
Person 2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBIES!!!

Happy Birthday Boobies by shmunky July 14, 2023

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birthday boobs

A grand old tradition in which a female will take a picture of her titties and send it to a spouse/boyfriend/fuckbuddy/celebrity/or just a lucky random person if it is their birthday. "Happy birthday" may or may not be written across the hills.

"Hey what did Sarah give you for your birthday?"
"I'll show you"
"YOU GOT BIRTHDAY BOOBS?! Damn you are lucky and she is a keeper. Dynamite nips by the way."

birthday boobs by goldstaylives November 12, 2013

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Birthday boobs

The act of sending pictures of your boobs, co-workers boobs, and friends boobs, to your husband/boyfriend on his birthday.

Dude that's awesome she had all her friends send you birthday boobs

Birthday boobs by Strong-dick-dong February 19, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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