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birdnap by iliketobirdnapbirds August 28, 2019
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birdraptor
Noun / Verb
'Beh-rd-rah-p-tor'
A hilariously bizarre thing, especially a concept or person, being chosen for an uncharacteristic or unsuitable function and prominence; thereby, sparking among the public, not merely joy, but also morbid-curiosity, existential-discomfort, looming-dread, & a growing distrust for the entire system in general.
'Beh-rd-rah-p-tor'
A hilariously bizarre thing, especially a concept or person, being chosen for an uncharacteristic or unsuitable function and prominence; thereby, sparking among the public, not merely joy, but also morbid-curiosity, existential-discomfort, looming-dread, & a growing distrust for the entire system in general.
"Judy Bagwell, up that pole, eh?... What a bloody birdraptor"
"I'd like to mizdad whatever vince mcmind producer keeps birdraptoring these NXT callups"
"Trump? Brexit? The Lashley Sisters?!?!... What birdraptory is this?"
"I'd like to mizdad whatever vince mcmind producer keeps birdraptoring these NXT callups"
"Trump? Brexit? The Lashley Sisters?!?!... What birdraptory is this?"
birdraptor by MatMatMattyMatMat April 12, 2019
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Birdnado
Birdnado by katiecuckoo December 11, 2010
birdaphrodite
kid looking at bird: "i wonder how it would be if i could fly"
birdaphrodite looking at kid: "i wonder how it tastes?"
guy 1: "dude i hear that guy really did it!"
guy 2: "the one who dresses as birdman to every party?"
guy 1: "yeah he finally became a birdaphrodite"
birdaphrodite looking at kid: "i wonder how it tastes?"
guy 1: "dude i hear that guy really did it!"
guy 2: "the one who dresses as birdman to every party?"
guy 1: "yeah he finally became a birdaphrodite"
birdaphrodite by mydadgaveupopcorn July 27, 2011
bordnaphobia
A disorder that causes one to unconditionally talk and bore the whole class, make learning and suck the life out of children of ages 12-18
Yo dude our teacher is so bordnaphobic.
*first day of school*
Mom- how was your day?
Kid- horrible! All my teachers have bordnaphobia!
*first day of school*
Mom- how was your day?
Kid- horrible! All my teachers have bordnaphobia!
bordnaphobia by ms.orlafl May 18, 2018
birdcaptain
A captain of birds; most specifically related to the tit, booby, the rough shag, and the cock. Additionally, the captain of birds will utter the most diabolical (bird related) of words when in pure ecstasy, such as Pyrrhuloxia; a name closely associated with wookies, and your mother.
birdcaptain by PredatorOfBirds December 16, 2023
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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