birdnap

when you kidnap a bird :)

The birds work for the bourgeoisie, so don’t birdnap them.

birdnap by iliketobirdnapbirds August 28, 2019

birdraptor 

Noun / Verb
'Beh-rd-rah-p-tor'

A hilariously bizarre thing, especially a concept or person, being chosen for an uncharacteristic or unsuitable function and prominence; thereby, sparking among the public, not merely joy, but also morbid-curiosity, existential-discomfort, looming-dread, & a growing distrust for the entire system in general.

"Judy Bagwell, up that pole, eh?... What a bloody birdraptor"

"I'd like to mizdad whatever vince mcmind producer keeps birdraptoring these NXT callups"

"Trump? Brexit? The Lashley Sisters?!?!... What birdraptory is this?"

birdraptor by MatMatMattyMatMat April 12, 2019

Birdaphobia 

Being real scared of birds, especially ostriches, cockatoos and magpies.

Damian has birdaphobia.

Birdaphobia by Somebody.NOTfizzle November 1, 2010

Birdnado 

a huge flock of birds flying in a circular manner like a tornado

oh my god there are a million crows over that house flying in a huge circle!! its a BIRDNADO!

Birdnado by katiecuckoo December 11, 2010

birdaphrodite

Half Man, Half Bird ~ it stalks its prey with keen eyes...while wearing polka dot boxers

kid looking at bird: "i wonder how it would be if i could fly"
birdaphrodite looking at kid: "i wonder how it tastes?"

guy 1: "dude i hear that guy really did it!"
guy 2: "the one who dresses as birdman to every party?"
guy 1: "yeah he finally became a birdaphrodite"

birdaphrodite by mydadgaveupopcorn July 27, 2011

bordnaphobia

A disorder that causes one to unconditionally talk and bore the whole class, make learning and suck the life out of children of ages 12-18

Yo dude our teacher is so bordnaphobic.

*first day of school*

Mom- how was your day?
Kid- horrible! All my teachers have bordnaphobia!

bordnaphobia by ms.orlafl May 18, 2018

birdcaptain 

A captain of birds; most specifically related to the tit, booby, the rough shag, and the cock. Additionally, the captain of birds will utter the most diabolical (bird related) of words when in pure ecstasy, such as Pyrrhuloxia; a name closely associated with wookies, and your mother.

Oh.. Baby, I'm Pyrrhuloxia-ing.

- Birdcaptain

birdcaptain by PredatorOfBirds December 16, 2023