by MDK 317 August 23, 2008
The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.
Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.
by The Learned Hand October 29, 2013
tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)
by Sir Jack November 14, 2007
Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*
An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
by Blaque916 May 24, 2006
Flu for birds.
Various forms such as H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.
Various forms such as H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.
Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
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1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
>
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield
by Pvt. Parts March 6, 2006
The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.
White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."
by T Wade November 4, 2005
by JZ April 11, 2005