Wrestler who used the gimmick of being the assman. He likes to pick other asses and sniff his hand. He also likes to tap on his dick repeated times, giving himself a big boner. Approximately 20 inches. His special move is the Fame asser. His other special move is the Badd ass rub, where he exposes his bare penis and rubs it on the opponent's neck and lips.
When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier butting up to a machine gun to have.
Jesus, check out that bartender's Machine-gunner Belly over there. Makes me want to puke on my dick.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!