a man with a unibrow, mustache, and a slight beard, usually married to a women (maybe a rock if he has to) whose name also starts with the initial B, for ex: bethany. billy gertrude always makes everyone in the room laugh, even though his unibrow, mustache, and beard are false lashes. hes also short.
by travinawiththebeans July 2, 2023
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