bikini

Three pieces of tissue that hide the nipples and the vagina+buttocks of a woman. Sometimes, those parts are hardly hidden. The smaller the tissue parts, the larger the amount of men watching the woman. Sometimes, the tissue parts are transparent. That is a great thing.

OMG! She has taken her bikini off!

by Ron Barr March 30, 2003

Bikini

The best piece of clothing ever.

That girl is super cute and she is wearing a bikini, which makes her extra hot

by Me=Myself=I July 3, 2020

bikini

A treasured piece of society that makes one realize how great it is to be straight: sheer genius: best thing on the beach besides the chick wearing it

Dude: Sigh, I think I'm gay.

Sees girl in bikini, taking off her top

Dude: ...Nevermind.

by >ImOrTaL_MaStEr_ShAkE< May 8, 2005

bikini

Can be itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow and with polka dots. However I reckon that's out of fashion now - its now white/transparent, push up and with a thong.

Beware if a fat old woman with a bikini asks you to help her rub in suncream!

by Lolli Queen October 9, 2005

Bikini

A skimpy two piece swimsuit that make lingerie look like a hooker but over dressed but looking like she might as well be naked.

That bikini is not just tiny, its teeny, she might as well be wearing nothing at all!

by KainCoorhagen November 2, 2009

bikini

An island where the US conducted nuclear tests. The popular swimwear was named after this island due to the 'hotness' of both things.

You can't wear your bikini at Bikini island cuz you'll be fried to a crisp by the radiation.

by Jasmine2501 November 22, 2006

bikini

the best invention ever!!
Lets you see the girl you want to without having to use much imagination at all.

note:overweight people need not apply to wear one

man, she is so hot in that bikini

by Joe Shmoeer February 28, 2006