big dave

To roll a double shotgun roach for a joint. A roach which has got four mini roaches inside it. As rolled by big dave.
1: That's a fat joint, what is it?
2: It's a big dave
by Big Bad Dave May 22, 2006
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big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert
Want some pot noodle big dave?
by Paul March 19, 2005
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big dave

any particular person that can get things done, through either legal or illegal means.
Boy: "awww man, that mp3 player costs a bomb"
other boy "ma mate big dave can get u that cheap as chips"
by EaStY2006 May 24, 2006
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big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.
Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
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big dave

A big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology class of HRSFC 2003-2005
"look its big dave!"
by Jack Hiscock February 01, 2005
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The Big Dave

The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.
The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave
by Captain Wanker April 07, 2015
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Big Dave

Big Dave is a big pimp
by Pandours November 21, 2019
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