He thinks girls dream about him all day because he's got the biggest balls.
There's one in every town and you can spot him a mile off. He wears loads of jewellery, usually fat gold sovereigns on his knuckles and he builds his muscles up to insane proportions.
Sometimes seen walking a fierce dog to complete the menacing look.
"Look over there, there's BABig-knackers. He looks like a chav on steroids!"
"Watch out here comes BA Big-knackers with a giant hernia in his pants"
This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.
Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.