big dave

To roll a double shotgun roach for a joint. A roach which has got four mini roaches inside it. As rolled by big dave.

1: That's a fat joint, what is it?
2: It's a big dave

by Big Bad Dave May 27, 2006

big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert

Want some pot noodle big dave?

by Paul May 13, 2005

Big Dave

A superior human being

Big Dave is a big pimp

by Pandours November 21, 2019

big dave

any particular person that can get things done, through either legal or illegal means.

Boy: "awww man, that mp3 player costs a bomb"
other boy "ma mate big dave can get u that cheap as chips"

by EaStY2006 May 28, 2006

big dave

When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.

Lee:Oi this bottle cost me £3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Big Dave

A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!

Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!

by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022

big dave

A big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology class of HRSFC 2003-2005

"look its big dave!"

by Jack Hiscock February 1, 2005