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BibleThumper
a) Self-righteous, irksome, delusional person who is infused with religous vanity and is prone to annoy others with their judgmental attitude.
b) person who is convinced he/she is going to heaven, despite the fact that he/she sucks to no end.
c) poor selection for a lover or roommate.
b) person who is convinced he/she is going to heaven, despite the fact that he/she sucks to no end.
c) poor selection for a lover or roommate.
If I hear any more sermons from that friggin' biblethumper, I'm going to kick his self-righteous, unemployed ass right out of my apartment.
BibleThumper by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003
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biblethumper
an idiotic fucker who condemns all atheists and other non-christians to hell, despite the fact they don't believe in one. how thick can you get?
biblethumper by thehipster April 18, 2005
biblethumptard
1. A sententious, bigoted, hypocritical half-wit who imposes his belief in the Bible on others.
2. One who arrogantly misquotes the Bible.
3. Stupid missionary.
4. One who preaches from the Bible, particularly the book of Revelation, threatening those who do not listen shall not join Him after the Rapture.
2. One who arrogantly misquotes the Bible.
3. Stupid missionary.
4. One who preaches from the Bible, particularly the book of Revelation, threatening those who do not listen shall not join Him after the Rapture.
The biblethumptard, prays for his team to win... REALLY!
In times of war, the biblethumptard thinks Jesus is on his side.
In times of war, the biblethumptard thinks Jesus is on his side.
biblethumptard by ad-92129 March 31, 2011
biblehumpers
Fundamentalist "Christians" who've never heard the story of Jesus being offered dominion over the world when he was tempted on the mountaintop by Satan; instead of repying "Get thee away Satan" THEY strive to control the world and subjugate all free will
Football fans watching the Super Bowl witnessed a great game and had no idea of a wardrobe malfunction until the biblehumpers started screaming INDECENCY!
biblehumpers by EminemsRevenge September 27, 2006
BibleThumper
An internet legend.
sys0p is a BibleThumper.
BibleThumper by John Doe November 10, 2003
bible thump
the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.
Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."
bible thump by tysoe June 12, 2006