Ass Bats 

Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.

Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...

Ass Bats by Billy_ott October 25, 2012

BEATSNGPE 

A slang term used in the Phillipines to describe a spoiled brat who gets angry for no reason at all. Basically your stereotypical spoiled rich kid who used his parent's wealth to just stop him from getting mad and throwing tantrums in public places like in tutorial centers, school etc. There is a famous quote in the Phillipines of a so called BEATSNGPE saying lord Jesus chirst kill me.

Uh oh, This kid is a spoiled brat and throws tantrums everyday. It's a BEATSNGPE.

BEATSNGPE by ProGamer2009 June 28, 2020

kenny beats 

a police officer that happens to make beats.

Vince Staples: Kenny beats is the police!

kenny beats by thatboi420 February 7, 2020

beatsie 

This is a word that was started in the 60's by the Smith family and then spread state wide by the Skjod girls. It is a word used to describe a woman's private part. It seemed more appropriate than the actual medical term. It is also a word used to describe someone who is silly or acting silly.

Hey Beatsie how are you? -or- You need to wash your beatsie.

beatsie by Shuhhz January 9, 2010

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

batshit crazy 

A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.

Dude that guy on the corner wears a tinfoil hat and ripped all the wires out of his house so the government couldn't listen to his thoughts.

Really?

Yeah, he's batshit crazy.

batshit crazy by KBLI August 20, 2009

Barber Beats 

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.

Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!

Barber Beats by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021