bextriotis 

that thing when your legs and arms go stiff and you have to walk with your dick

patient| doctor help i can't help but to stand like a tripod
doctor| ah yes it is a rare condition called bextriotis, if you don't get cured now your dick will snap off

bextriotis by thatoneguy96 August 2, 2022

bextriotis 

an infection that paralyses your arms and legs but it hardens your penis, fatal if not treated as your dick will snap off dues to tension

patient| help me doctor i can't help looking like a tripod
doctor| yes I've seen this before, son you have bextriotis, if this isn't cured you may die due blood loss from your penis

bextriotis by thatoneguy96 August 2, 2022