bewide 

Watch out. Something is brewing.

Shit is not as it should be.

Keep sketch

Shits going down on main st bewide

bewide by ahoyskid April 11, 2023

Bewildergust 

A combination of bewilderment and disgust, best communicated via a surprised, confused, and mildly horrified facial expression.

He looked at her in bewildergust, not sure he'd heard her correctly... "You did what??"

Bewildergust by mleap February 8, 2010

Bewilderment Chair 

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.

"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"

Bewilderment Chair by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010

Jauregue Bewilderment 

when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.

Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”

Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”

Felix: “Si hay.”

Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.

Jauregue Bewilderment by Agapito Tarantino December 27, 2018

Bewildering 

To be freaking amazing. To emphasis on how one can be so amazing.

You are so bewildering.

Bewildering by #Crann December 27, 2013

Bewildered Masses

Originating from Walter Lippman's commentating on mass culture, the 'bewildered herd' is the masses that are tamed through propaganda and mass media in order that the machine of democracy is kept properly oiled.

The bewildered masses must be subdued, tamed, and injected with the popular opinion of the upper class of politicians, heads of corporations, and all others belonging to the elite class of intellectuals and wealthy, in order to govern a nation and circumvent any defect in democracy.

The single function of the bewildered masses is to be spectators, not participants, in a democratic nation.
The bewildered masses give their power to a benevolent overlord who makes decisions (apparently) for the good of them all.

Bewildered Masses by chjangounchained October 19, 2016

Beside myself 

Extreme joy, anger, etc, brought on by a situation that causes one to be "out of one's mind" with that emotion.

"Beside" was formerly (15th through 19th centuries) used in phrases to mean "out of a mental state or condition, as 'beside one's patience, one's gravity, one's wits'" (Oxford Engl. Dict.), and that use survives only in "'beside oneself': out of one's wits, out of one's senses."

I was so beside myself looking at all the women on the beach that I didn't hear my wife yelling for help.

Beside myself by quietmaniam February 4, 2010