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Bewdley sesh 

A Bewdley sesh is a sesh where nothing remotely interesting happens and everyone is sober.
"Bro I went to a Bewdley sesh last night, it was so dead!"
Bewdley sesh by sebbaroo December 20, 2021

the bewdley school

The Bewdley school, is aShit school with shit teachers with shit rules and shit uniform and is a complete shit faced left wing dump.

Charlie Bewley 

f***ing awesome actor. best known for his role in Twilight as badass tracker vampire Demetri and the main reason why people are Team Volturi. he is the golden boy.
TwiFan 1: Jacob or Edward?
TwiFan 2: neither! it's all about Demetri.
TwiFan 1: who?
TwiFan2: he's one of the Volturi guards. 1st see him after Bella stops Edward in Volterra.
TwiFan 1: oooh is he the really tall one?
TwiFan 2: no! the other one with the sexy accent. mmmm love me some Charlie Bewley.
Charlie Bewley by Jef-fa-fa June 9, 2011
the baddest bitches in town. one down ass family with good looking spieces. don, beth, brynn, sam, molly, oliver, and sometimes an asshole sean francis....checkkkk
you are so totally bewley.

team bewley 

Team Bewley are a group of fans for the actor Charlie Bewley famous for acting in the Twilight saga.

There are quite a few Team Bewleys the most popular/famous arguably being the bewliers.
Twilight fan: "Team Edward or Jaacob?"
Twilight fan two: " neither it's all about team bewley"
team bewley by talie_d January 7, 2010

Bewley's Law 

When a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much better.

Likewise, when a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much worse.
Person 1: I heard the new (movie) game came out, it looks good!
Person 2: Bewley's law, man.

Person 2 is conforming to Bewley's law.
Bewley's Law by Bob Nintendo September 15, 2009