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berkshire soccer academy 

A soccer camp in the Berkshires that is for girls. The food is great and the counselors are sooo awesome but the soccer is horrible. The “academy” part is far from true. Also, the head staff treats you like babies doing shit like “shoutouts” to someone who helped you out. That’s bs when your my age.
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berkshire middle school 

A middle school that has mostly horrible teachers. Kids that smell like shit. That is run by a group called the Becky’s. There are Becky boys and Becky girls. The Becky boys are annoying and think their funny, but half the school wants to be them. Most of their only friends outside of group are some of the Becky girls, and the three coolest of the Becky boys have a lot of friends outside BMS like in high school. So they think there really cool, but there just assholes. The Becky girls are all competing and have a social high archery inside there own group. There is one number one, then two bellow that hate each other but still like the number one. One of the number twos acts like she’s number one but she’s just annoying. Everyone after is kind of even in popularity, but they all want to be number one. Then there’s a whole other group of Becky’s (want to be Becky’s) that are irrelevant basic bitches. Becky number one has friends out side of BMS so do Becky number 2s but other then that there all losers that fight with there own “friends” all the time. The rest of the school is basically split into three groups the ppl that hate the Becky’s except a couple nice ones that are popular for being nice and funny (like Becky number one), the people that wants to be them, and the kids that pick there nose and sit alone at lunch and have long crusty hair.
Person: “Do you like your Berkshire Middle School?”
Student: “No it’s full of Becky Bitches and assholes, horrible teachers, and stank ass hoes.”

Berkshire Middle School 

A school where all of the kids think they are popular but there is only one popular group. All the teachers suck. Everything is on a low budget. There is one popular group who think they are nice and funny but actually really annoying. The other groups just act like they are popular so they will get more friends. But they know they are not actually part of the popular group. All the popular girls alternate dating the popular boys and never date someone outside of the popular boy/girl group.
Person: “Do u like being at Berkshire middle school?”

Student: “No it’s full of bad teachers and popular kids who think they are cool when they are not.”

Lorenzo Berkshire 

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.
My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.

Lorenzo Berkshire 

A hot Slytherin that’s also a feminist from “Filthy ; Draco Malfoy” written by Babynaomi on Wattpad and Ao3.
Person 1: Who’s that he’s hot!
Person 2: Oh that’s Lorenzo Berkshire.

berkshire mall 

The shittiest mall you will ever go to. Half of the stores are closed and the other half are t-shirt stores. It the only place to go in the berkshires for teens. If you go to the mall on a friday night you will see the "mall rats" a bunch of "emo,scene, hipsters, stoners and punks". They are a group of kids who wear band shirts from hot topic and all they talk about is music or sex. Walk through the mall on a friday night you will smell pot and hear fuck every three feet.
Normal friday night at the berkshire mall

1 guy: "when she looks at me its like her eyes are staring at my soul"

2 girl:" ermergred im bout to have a fuckin break down lyke omf this ruined my night i need a fucking smoke holy shit guise.

3 stoner: hehehehehehehehehehe do i smell like pot?

4 hipster: i would wear that shirt but that band is to mainstrem so let me get a shirt that has a band from the 80s that i dont listen to be if i wear it ill be kool
berkshire mall by pittybitch January 20, 2014

Newbury, Berkshire 

A pretty dead place that once you live here you can never leave. Less of a shithole than Thatcham, but still full of depressed drug-fuelled teens and 20 somethings that live in the Mackers down Northbrook St.

The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.

Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
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