The act of eating-out a womans ass while she menstruates onto your forehead.
Tonys girlfriend gave him a raspberry berry lastnight. He liked it, the sick fuck.
by DOJ June 2, 2005
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Something stolen from the RANGERS and given to all the whinny bitches that only have name and service tapes on their ultra starched BDUs and wear'em all 8up looking it makes me sick "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY............ALL THE WAY!!!"
REMF1" YAY now I dont has to be high speed to wear a Black beret"

REMF2" I know I piss myself when I think about have to go to one of those schools too"
by SSG_STRYDER96V3S March 18, 2006
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1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.
1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.
by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010
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a hat...usually worn by US army special forces
Stop calling me a green beret...I'm not a hat.
by abc March 20, 2005
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A mentrating woman's equivilent to a mushroom stamping, in which she drops trou' and rubs her bloody cooch on a bald mans head, or a full haied mans forehead, thus endowing him with a thin red, yet jauntily worn raspberry chapeaux.
I passed out early on in the party and that bitch Sally Rottenkrotch squatted over me on the couch and gave me a Raspberry Beret
by Tang Tickler December 3, 2009
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The commission of a bare-assed fart on a bald man's head. (hence the "raspberry" sound.) This act can be of the sexual fetish or horrible college prank nature.
Nick was being such a douche at Jills party last night that we held him down and Tom gave him a Raspberry Beret. We laughed till we puked.
by Axl VanJovi November 25, 2011
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The act of shitting onto your lover's head.
"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."
by word slicer November 15, 2020
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