bell beefer

A mythological man unit with a girth that exceeds its length

A bell beefer is a penis that resembles a tuna can or hockey puck.

by David Amundson November 5, 2007

bell beefer

A noticeable mistake in a passage of music.

Johnny hit a real bell beefer on the second chorus of "Sweet Home Alabama."

by Rusty Chops May 21, 2015

Bell-Beefer

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.

"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"

by Ruzo October 29, 2007

Bell Beefer

1. Taco meat on a hamburger bun. A fast food delight circa the 1980's.
2. Also, Nasty Barf.

1. Blaine spilled the Bell Beefer all over his Izod shirt and Members Only jacket while eating at the taco fast food place.
2. John blew a bell beefer all over Mindy, his date.

by Vanilla25Cent June 20, 2006

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011