belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.

bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!

belarus steam hammer by ayoo q daddy! March 3, 2011

semifinal vs. belarus 

An asshole who go to hell because he hates all the good characters and worships a ton of no-namers

Semifinal vs. Belaurs is an asshole

semifinal vs. belarus by EvilNcr March 24, 2004

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction 

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

Beef Belarussian by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Making Belarussian cumpot 

When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.

Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.

Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."

Making Belarussian cumpot by FilO1991 January 22, 2025