belarus steam hammer
bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!
belarus steam hammer by ayoo q daddy! March 3, 2011
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semifinal vs. belarus
semifinal vs. belarus by EvilNcr March 24, 2004
Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction
Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.
Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024
Beef Belarussian
Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.
Beef Belarussian by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019
Making Belarussian cumpot
When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
Making Belarussian cumpot by FilO1991 January 22, 2025
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