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hardcore begged it 

when someone tries to hard for a joke that doesn't even bang

they hardcore begged it
person 1: what did you eat for dinner last night
person 2: ur marj ☠☠☠
person 1: hardcore begged it...

sand-bagged it 

Failed because you attempted something below your actual potential.

See also Sand Bagger
sand-bagged it by Joshua Smith February 15, 2006

Bogged To Its Diffs 

To be, or become stuck, hindered, or otherwise incapacitated.

Also see; not working as intended.
Sucker truck on the side of the road near goughs, Bogged To Its Diffs. Poor cunts having a cunt of a Friday 😂
Bogged To Its Diffs by Hoomphenanny September 23, 2021

I.T-bagged 

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.
"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"
I.T-bagged by shoffnee October 14, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019