When a girl with a mouthful of bees gives you a BJ
Scottie received a Bee J from his lady friend, and now his penis is inflamed.
by Jumbrone October 18, 2009
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Slang for...

-Beef, as in hunk, hulk, or incredible hulk.
-A stellar beach.
-A surf board.
"Elvis sure was a huck-a-Beej o' burnin' love." (girls scream and faint)

"Clark sat on top of a sand dune at a beej in Monterey and watched the sunset."

"Bill wiped out while attempting to ride his beej on a gnarlatious 100ft wave; he ended up with a sand facial."
by karl jr. April 04, 2013
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The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)
"that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday"

"i love getting road beej'd"

"give me a beej"
by slawberg June 03, 2009
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noun: the excess skin that is left over when a person undergoes rapid weight loss
look at my beej...i can wrap it all the way around my body
by the hotastic one January 19, 2004
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a person; usually a male who is strikingly handsome with a beard and otten slightly balding. most "beej's" are quite athletic, artistic, funny, and sometimes promiscuous. they may be found in all parts of the world but have been known to originate from california, USA.
"peace to beej and dem" - J-Dilla

"everywhere around the world, if you have a beard, you're a beej-man." - Big Chuck.
by the original beejman August 10, 2009
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The event of playing basketball by yourself at ghetto court because everyone realizes how much it would suck if they went to play. Dont try it at home. it sucks.
Alfonsus was tired of playing xbox and publishing definitions so he moseyed up to the basketball court to pull a beej.
by pseudonymister flex August 30, 2009
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