Beef hearts

Beef hearts? They might be baked beans now but they'll be farts in half an hour.
by Pirate Bird August 24, 2010
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Beef Heart

Your bell end!
by Von March 21, 2003
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purple beef heart

you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.
holy shit shirley, you so hot. i think my captain purple beef heart is gonna explode.
by captain face head September 24, 2010
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