Because you can't

Something that you cannot do

Me: But dad fighting is fun
Dad: no it isn't
Me: But i want to, so can I please do it
Dad: No son
Me: Why not
Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD
Me: I hate you
Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

by Sora12344 March 9, 2021

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

You can't see because your heads up your ass

A phrase coined by American heavy metal band Pantera in the 1992 track " Regular People. " This phrase simply means a person has their head so far entrenched in their anal cavity that they cannot see the obvious in front of them.

Can be used in any tense past or present.

"Hey dickhead! You can't see because your heads up your ass!"
Wow, you fucking cunt. You can't see because your heads up your ass."

by Microhard726 August 3, 2020

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025