beaver weasel 

It's a farting game. The object of the game is after one commits the deed, all others in the surrounding area have but mere nanoseconds to touch wood with one hand, whilst placing the thumb of the free hand atop the head, wiggling their fingers and screaming "Beaver Weasel"...the last person to do so, is the loser and figuratively earns the title of "Fart Eater Extradionaire". Originally played in the halls of Montezuma.

Sylvia Louise enters five seconds after her asshole trumpets her arrival, causing a great panic amongst the group assembled, as each person looks for a piece of wood, Sylvia pulls a wooden spatula from behind her back and places her dainty hand upon on her head, fingers a wiggling and triumphantly screams "Beaver Weasel, you ate it!"

beaver weasel by SkunksGet a bad rap July 13, 2007

beaver weasel 

A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.

She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.

beaver weasel by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016

Weasel Beater 

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

Weasel Beater by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019