beauchamps 

the girls tramp around with their skirts rolled up and their fake louis vuitton bags slapping against their flat asses. look at any of the girls’ instagrams, all of them diagnosed with a severe case of scoliosis, trying to copy that girl off britains got talent from 2016. the boys are clapped, thinking their roadmen when in actual fact, even then county lines don’t want them, you’ll often come across members of the wickford bike squad through the narrow hallways, often barricaded by mr lidd— (nvm) fat ass. the girls, such as amaylia dayle, megain edwads, brooklain bison and slaggie brown are prime examples of the scoliosis “gerls” parading profoundly through the hallways. the fights are dead and so are the pupil’s brain cells.

beauchamps is an absolutely disgusting school full of gypsies.

beauchamps by beauchampsisshit May 14, 2019

Beauchamps 

Beauchamps is a school in Essex . Many of the girls are stunning but also many look like a hippo. All the boys wear fake stone island and act like road men .

Oh u go Beauchamps , sad

Beauchamps by Ya girl shazza January 27, 2019

beauchampesque 

An affair plagued by equivocation and stupidity.

Fay's knee-jerk cry of racism for any opposing view is truly beauchampesque.

beauchampesque by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

Beauchamp College 

The 'best' college in the grubby town of Oadby. Renowned for its high grades, scabby individuals, groups of notorious 'hard kids', and vast quantities of grebs.

Man: "You go to Beauchamp College?"
Greb: "Yeah I do dwell in its darkest corners"
Man: "I feel sorry for you"

Beauchamp College by urfavouritegreb April 10, 2015

Marcel Beauchamp 

a prep thats thinks he is above everyone else and thinks he is god. Talks a lot of shit and bitches and complains about everything in the world that doesn't meet his standards

That guy is such a Marcel Beauchamp. He's such a douche

Marcel Beauchamp by Redunderoathx June 16, 2011

beauchamp 

The act of clogging or overflowing a toilet with toilet paper or tissue due to an obsessive compulsive desire for genital cleanliness.

Man, I can't believe you beauchamped my toilet.
Don't let Vanessa use your rest room; she will beauchamp your toilet.

beauchamp by Sophie the cat September 25, 2013

Beauchamp 

after reading girly magazines you ask your girlfriend to frolic and fray the eskimo way via her finger in your asshole AKA the Beauchamp

after a nice glass of cold milk and a cookie dough balance bar my girlfriend Beauchamped me till i cried

Beauchamp by Al from Home Improvement October 19, 2008