beat the saber

To beat the saber is to feed the chickens. Masturbation. It was coined by someone playing a gay arse game called Beat Saber, which is akin to masturbation.

Hey that guy is beating the saber
If you are feeling sad, you should beat the saber
If you beat the saber, yours a wanker

by honneamise June 6, 2018

Beat Saber

The base game is fun and the community is great, however a good majority of the ranked beat saber community are femboys, and never go outside

Friend 1: hey, I just started playing ranked maps on beat saber

Friend 2: oh nice, make sure to be careful tho, you’re at risk of becoming a femboy now

Friend 1: what? No you’re crazy

*3 weeks later*

Friend 1: shit you were right

by Your wise grandpa August 26, 2021

beat saber

A VR rythm game where you hit colorful blocks to the beat of music.

Oddloop is bad at Beat Saber.

by Tanger350 August 10, 2019

Beat Saber

Beat Saber is a game that only CHADS play.

I play Beat Saber.
I respect you.

by TTLB5 May 3, 2022

Beat Saber

A game in which you slice blocks until your arms fall off.

Random dude : Beat Saber is EZ, it’s not even a ’’real workout’’

*watches Bandoot and other good beat saber players

Random dude : OOF

Random dude 2 : I have VR, let me try, this shouldn’t be THAT hard

*opens the game, fails the tutorial, quits the game, deletes the game

by Dank Boy [YT] September 24, 2019

Beat Saber

a video game played my nerds in their room all alone instead of talking to their girlfriends

my boyfriend is ignoring me for beat saber

by People names February 10, 2020

Beat saber

Dick in my balls

Hey did you know “beat saber” is my favorite song?

by Infusing June 17, 2023