beasted on 

to get owned horribly

man, justin got beasted on by soo in the 5v5

beasted on by El Towel con Carne September 19, 2003

beasted on 

to give an amazing blowjob to

dude i just beasted on that guy behind the corner!

beasted on by RageddyTheSpy November 25, 2011

beasted on 

when you absolutely annihilate someone in a video game or irl.

ex. Will: OMG! I'm beasting all over these guys!!
belle: Omg you've never beasted so hard. Omg I didn't even know you could beast on someone that much!
Fluffy: meow
Will: omg they just beasted on me!
Fluffy: meow

beasted on by I love the tucker cats November 28, 2023

Get Beasted On 

Often used in Halo 3, "getting beasted on" is when someone who is "beast" (pro or legit) owns the living crap out of you and pretty much embarrasses you by making you look like a n00b. This term is originally derived from the term of "getting pooped on," which is to lose a game pretty bad. The difference in getting beasted on is if this happens to you despite you having some measure of skill. Talking yourself up as pro just cause you're a level 50 and then getting raped 50-7 where one of your opponents gets 30 kills on your team is a textbook example of getting beasted on.

We thought we were good until MC Hellraiser beasted on us. We lost 12-50 and he got a 19 kill perfection on us. He screamed at us to get beasted on when the game was done. Now I wish I hadn't talked so much shit cause now I look stupid.

Get Beasted On by MC Hellraiser March 14, 2009

Blasted On 

Getting owned in the face. Being shown you are inferior by way of domination or ownage. Owning someone and being political at the same time. Swinging your cock around over your head at someone.

I blasted on this guy at work. I just blasted on a guy in an e-mail. Blasted on SON! Jason H. Just got Blasted on!

Blasted On by SpRoUsA March 19, 2008

get basted on 

To get yelled at harshly

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.

get basted on by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

Beasteroni 

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

Beasteroni by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005